I have been pondering this over the last week, but it really is too horrid to contemplate.
What if David Cameron wasn't quoting that twat who used to make crap films and even worse insurance adverts but was misquoting Jamie T?
Can you imagine Dave and Sam listening to this in their crib? After the revelation on Radio 4 last week that Ed Vaizey listened to the Redskins in his youth and obviously understood fuck all of the lyrics, anything is possible.
Jamie T - Calm Down Dearest
