It's the weekend when the amateur drinkers take over the pubs and make life unbearable for the regulars with their lack of pub etiquette and their stupid . I used to hate this weekend when I frequented pubs on a regular basis and even more so when I had to serve these people. The ones who either can't remember their rounds when they come to the bar or even more annoying think that you are unable of remember or pour more than one at a time. If I had a quid for every time I heard "cheer up it's Christmas" I would have been able to get extremely drunk for the duration of the festering period.
So if you are going out over the weekend remember two things. the person serving you is not an inept fuckwit, unless you are in a Wetherspoons where they probably are and also if you intend to stay in the same pub buy the bar person a drink when you order your first round that way you will always get served quickly on your return.
I was trying to find a reasonably festive dance track but I don't seem to have one, so here is a good bit of uplifting house from back in 1993.
Have a good weekend people and steer clear of the amateur drinkers!
Staxx - Joy
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Cheer up, it's Christmas.
PS: Mean Girls!
I do not need a calendar or a twat in a cheap santa hat to tell me when to be fucking happy!
Countdown to our annual crawl around the (very) local hostelries ending up in Staple Hill. I will be keeping my eyes peeled for Northern Soul Girl.
Weather not going to be conducive for crawling though :(
I'm off out with a couple of mates. rare fillet steak and some red before moving on to gin.
Home alone with stomach flu and headache for not having slept much last night. Will miss the weekend's get-together with friends and the wife will have to do the Christmas shopping alone. My only gift so far has been the four new fuel injectors I had to but for the car this week. Can't say I'm much in a festive mood right now..
Right festive bunch in here tonight aren't we?
Mean girls- you're right there Davy
Going to pick up Jo after her 6-hour christmas lunch with workmates!!!!
Had sex with the Beverley Sisters.
Dull
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